Michael Slezak
April 02, 2009 AT 04:59 AM EDT

Fellow Idoloonies, I am all kinds of scared. The not-always-accurate DialIdol has Allison Iraheta ranked in the bottom two after last night’s hella busted “Top Downloads” telecast, and the thought that more people voted for Shrill Rounds and Scott MacInsnore than the thoroughly awesome teenage rocker chick is making me want to skip tonight’s results show and head to the nearest watering hole, where I can drink till Kara DioGuardi sounds smart. But I promise, I won’t. In fact, I’d better start taking some results-night notes — the better to give you a full TV Watch recap in the a.m. — and leave you witty beasts to live-blog your reactions to the proceedings in the comments section below. In the meantime, if you missed it, catch up on the latest Idolatry episodes below — featuring Annie “fringe” Barrett, Dapper Nicholas Fonseca, and a singing, dancing monkey!

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