Margaret Lyons
April 17, 2009 AT 02:00 PM EDT

“To live in Chicago, you have to learn that you only survive by understanding your opponent, Dr. Porter.First, you have to remember the number 911. That’s the police. The line will be busy because the rest of Chicago is trying to survive, just like you are…. Second, never touch anyone on the street. They’ll think you need help, and they’ll kill you.” — Ernie Souchak (John Belushi) in Continental Divide

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