Michael Slezak
May 12, 2009 AT 12:00 PM EDT

Hey, Idoloonies, it’s 8 p.m., do you know where your telephone/cellphone/portable texting device is? Because — yes, yes, y’all! — it’s about that time. To bring forth the rhythm and the rhyme. Top three performance night is underway, and this PopWatch post will serve as a place where you can chat without prejudice. I’ll be back at 9 p.m.-ish to share my initial impressions, then again in early morning with my full TV Watch recap. Until then, an Idol-centric rap tune for ya!

What up crazy texters?
This is Idol Americano
Tonight we’ve got three
But next week it’s ‘gon be mano-a-mano
Kris brings the strumming
Adam brings pitch-perfect shriekin’
Tune in don’t tune out
Unless you wanna see me freakin’
Danny will try to
Tackle Terence Trent D’arby
While Paula gets dressed up
Like she’s a grown-ass doll named Barbie
What? No Clive Davis?
Sir, it sure was nice to meet ya
I wish they’d bring back
Awesome Allie Iraheta

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