Abby West
May 12, 2009 AT 03:00 PM EDT

Just when I thought I couldn’t love this infomercial for the Slap Chop any more (look how easy it dices!!), the spokesperson (Vince Shlomi of the ShamWow! infomercials, among other things) uttered these words: “You’re going to love my nuts.” (It’s at about the 37-second mark.) Is he for real?! All right, you guys watch it. I’m going to keep thinking about whether or not I can fit it in my overflowing kitchen cabinets.

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