Annie Barrett
May 18, 2009 AT 12:00 PM EDT

Just catching up on my National Food and Drink News… I suspect that the 17-year-old who concealed a banana under his T-shirt while attempting to rob an Internet cafe could be a direct relation to the tertiary Arrested Development character Mr. Banana Grabber (who made a sneaky cameo in a recent episode of Sit Down, Shut Up). According to TV law, the North Carolina teenager is now the official property of G.O.B. Bluth, who holds the rights to “Mr. Banana Grabber, Baby Banana Grabber, and any other Banana Grabber family character that might emanate therefrom.” But remember: Should this ridiculous story become a movie, Michael Bluth retains the animation rights.

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