Brace yourselves, Gary Unmarried fans: Actor/comedian Jay Mohr will be publishing a memoir, publisher Simon & Schuster announced today. In the book, which has not yet been titled, Mohr will share anecdotes about fatherhood (some example subjects: dirty diapers, spanking, and early-to-rise children). “Jay Mohr has proven time and time again that whether on stage, on television, or on the big screen, he has an unfailing ability to make people laugh. We are delighted to be bringing his brand of humor to the page,” editor Kerri Kolen said in a press release. Look for the book on stands in 2010.