Annie Barrett
May 22, 2009 AT 07:17 PM EDT

National disappointment for women Katrina Darrell told Radar Online she had no idea Kara DioGuardi (Dear god, Kara! Stop initiating creepy hand-to-face touches!) was going to sing with her onstage during Wednesday night’s American Idol season 8 finale. Nope. That is a big fat lie. That’d be like me saying Michael Slezak’s freshly dyed Allison Iraheta-red hair (get ready to die laughing, y’all…) “looks great.” Absolutely preposterous.

Anyone believe her?

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