Mandi Bierly
June 04, 2009 AT 08:31 PM EDT

The Jonas Brothers and their mother, Denise, grace the cover of Good Housekeeping‘s July issue, and in the article, Denise says things that make us cringe almost as much as we do anytime Joe Simpson speaks. Though to her credit, her message is one of unconditional love and not her offspring’s cup size.

Speaking about her sons’ chastity vows, Denise tells the magazine, “They are men. They have desires. They have testosterone. If they make a mistake, I’m not going to hate them.” Mortifying for Kevin, Joe, and Kevin to read, we imagine, but nice to know that they can talk to their mother about anything. She continued, “I don’t think they are above or below being seduced. I would be foolish if I thought that. They are tested and tested, like every one of us. I pray for them.”

She’s totally witnessed women girls trying to seduce her sons, right? Do you think she shares those stories with Good Housekeeping? ‘Cause that is an article I would read.*

P.S. How old do I feel now that a woman whose teen idol was Kristy McNichol is on the cover of Good Housekeeping?!

* I would also read a piece on how Joe Jonas got such great thighs.

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