There's something wrong with Orphan's movie poster. What, you ask? Why, it appears as though the film's marketers couldn't decide between two completely different taglines – There's something wrong with Esther and Can you keep a secret? – so they just decided to plop them both on in hopes that one will stick. Either that, or the poster is asking me to keep “July 24” a secret. That's certainly a strange thing to ask of me. Everyone will know by at least July 23 that July 24 will happen! Silly Orphan!
Do you wish Orphan had just picked a tagline too, PopWatchers? Or am I just being cranky?