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Sound Bites: The week's best TV quotes

TV's funniest lines from July 4 to July 10, 2009

”I flush the toilet before I’m done peeing. Maybe I’m a little impatient.” — PC on NYC Prep

”Look, I’ve gotta do some research. I have not read a book since last week’s Us Weekly.” — Kathy Griffin, meeting with a publisher about a book deal, on My Life on the D-List

”I believe in climate change for a very important reason: so I can market the new Colbert Report Green. It’s just like regular Colbert Report, except we reduce emissions by jumping on the bandwagon.” — Stephen Colbert on The Colbert Report

”Sarah Palin is leaving office. Is it something I said?” — David Letterman on Late Show