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'Pumas': Isn't Jennifer Aniston better than this?

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jennifer-aniston-puma-movie_lJennifer Aniston will star in a movie called Pumas, which will follow two 30-something women as these wily feline creatures go about their daily routine of wooing younger men and marking the boundaries of their territory with their urine. Then suddenly! Jen ‘n’ friend wil “take a French skiing vacation that challenges their expectations.” We’ve already rolled our eyes at Courteney Cox’s TV series Cougar Town, which premieres in September. Now this? Pumas? Really? Jennifer Aniston, what the hell are you doing?

I’m gonna go out on a limb here (watch out below, teenage boys walking home from school!) and guess that it’s probably okay to give the still totally popular women from Friends their own projects and not title said projects after wild animals. Enough already. That’s about all I have to say about Pumas, which I hope will be sponsored by Nike.

PHOTO CREDIT: Aniston: Insidefoto/PR Photos; Puma: Ronald Wittek/Getty Images; Skiier: Corbis