Annie Barrett
August 04, 2009 AT 04:56 PM EDT

Has the Internet ever freaked this hard over a commercial for a preview of a trailer? Lovely Bones fans, listen up: Entertainment Tonight will air a first look at movie on tonight’s show. It’s an exclusive! The full-length trailer doesn’t even debut in theaters (it’ll show before Julie & Julia) until Friday! But for today’s trailer trailer, ET has cobbled together an insane obstacle course of some of the most “action”-based half-seconds from the film, as well as a closeup of Susan Sarandon smoking and a series of ET‘s own migraine-inducing animated graphics. But by all means! Try your mightiest to ignore the sensationalistic voiceover and hold your first judgments on “ONE OF THE YEAR’S MOST ANTICIPATED MOVIES.” Check back at PopWatch and’s Shelf Life blog tomorrow, and we’ll weigh in how Peter Jackson’s images measure up to the novel after seeing more — hopefully much more — Lovely Bones footage…

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