Dear Zachary Quinto: What the hell are you doing? We have an entire blog category dedicated to you, and the “crazy” part of the hybrid is supposed to skew towards “goofy” – remember when you loved getting sprayed with milk in a photoshoot, and when you walked your dog next to humans dressed as a butcher and a steak? Those were better times. For reference: This is an example of your good gunplay. The following is not! “For realsies.” (Language totally NSFW.)
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Now go sit in the corner, look adorable, and idly suck on your favorite hoodie string until you realize what you’ve done, young man. I mean it!