Margaret Lyons
September 29, 2009 AT 04:45 PM EDT

We’re going to have lasting peace in the Middle East before we reconcile Teams Jacob and Edward, especially because we can go round after round. Today’s face-off: Battle of the Coverboys. *Ding Ding!* Fight!

In one corner, we have sensitive looking Lautner on the cover of Teen Vogue, more or less begging to be kissed goodnight by thousands of heartsick little girls. In the other, Pattinson gracing the cover of AnOtherMan, giving his best drunkface. Seriously, homeslice, take a multivitamin.

PopWatcher and Twihards, judge these guys by their covers. Go!

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