Could last night’s 30 Rock have been any more meta? Jeff Dunham, basically the anti-30 Rock, guest-starred as an appeal to “middle America” — wait, as a character who was going to be TGS‘s appeal to middle America. Or…something. Anyway, let’s chow down on the part of the pig between the tail and the anus and count down the ten best lines from last night’s “Stone Mountain.”
“You’re not going to find him in the people’s gaypublic of drugifornia!” — Jack, who I guess wants me to stop using the Mr. Show line of “the altered state of drugachusetts”
“I will eat a bowl of cherries and ghost meat in his honor.” — Tracy, who’s definitely not in Philadelphia on business
“I wasn’t sure if you were participating in this year’s pumpkin-carving contest, or if like last year, I should go jump up my own ass.” — Kenneth, who stared down Jenna in the most perfect way
“Although when the Parcells first came to America, they lived in a town called ‘Sexcriminalboat.’ Do you think that’s Cherokee?” — Kenneth
“I met J.J. Abrams once, and he said the island was just Hurley’s dream.” — Jenna, confirming something I think we’ve all wondered about
“All of human kind has one thing in common: The sandwich.” — Liz, who probably does a great “Rocket Man”
“We kiss each other, get into vans, black out…” — Cerie, who’s engaged, but not on Halloween
“Don’t look at me like I’m a football game!” — Jenna, who can read faces
“When did you find time to eat a diaper you found on the beach?” — Jack, who despite the insults still brought Liz ginger ale and Pepto, which…is nice
“All God’s children are terrible.” — Liz
Also, I love that Kenneth showed up again in a costume. This is my new favorite running bit.
What’d you think, PopWatchers?