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There's a whole lotta 'Glee' in these Gap ads

The Gap is suddenly on a mission to remind us it still exists. I consider myself a Gap commercials scholar and cannot remember a campaign as Old Navy-lame as this. “Go Christmas! Go Hanukkah! Go Kwanzaa! Go Solstice!”? Stop trying to make “Go Solstice” happen! It’s not going to happen. I’d light everything I ever purchased from the Gap since 2000 on fire for the chance to witness the verbal lashing Sue Sylvester would give these Cheerios wannabes. In other words, I would merely light a match and just sit there.

How many times can you sit through this s— without passing out? In the spirit of all-inclusion, would a mention of Festivus, Chrismukkah, or people with December birthdays (hi) lessen the blow this Gap campaign has delivered to humanity?

Originally posted November 16 2009 — 1:31 PM EST

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