Hey Gleeks, have you seen our gallery of EW’s favorite Sue Sylvester quotes? It’s completely hilarious. Not that EW can take credit for that hilarity, it’s all down to those Glee writers and the majestic Jane Lynch. I lobbied hard so that my favorite quote, that one about the birds laying sulfurous eggs in Will’s hair, made the cut. Jane herself even likes that one. But we could pick 20 Sue lines from any given episode of Glee, much less all the episodes this fall. So what are your favorite Sue quotes that didn’t make our gallery?
Here are a few more fave to get you started:
“Oh, I know the Dutch are famous for being a cold people but that’s no excuse for treating you like some half-priced hooker in Amsterdam’s famous red-light district.”
“I empower my Cheerios to be champions. Do they go to college? I don’t know. I don’t care. Should they learn Spanish? Sure, if they wanna become dishwashers and gardeners.”
“You think this is hard? Try being waterboarding. That’s hard!”
What about you, PopWatchers? What are your favorite Sue lines? Any zingers you loved last night?