Margaret Lyons
February 12, 2010 AT 06:00 PM EST

Still stumped on what to get your sweetums for Valentine’s Day? How about the disembodied arms of Mickey Mouse, with a craptastic voice recording? You know, a Hug-E-Gram!

“The warmest, most personal gift you can share” is an arm-shaped belt, apparently, and it comes with free wooden flowers, which are so much better than the flowers you’ve grown tired of. Oy, women! This makes that arm-shaped pillow from a few years ago seem like it should with the Nobel Prize for Arm Things. (Peace, science, literature, econ, arm things — those are the categories, I’m pretty sure.)

Worst gift ever, PopWatchers? [via Videogum]

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