EW Staff
March 05, 2010 AT 05:00 AM EST

Tuesday
Dear Diary,
Today I was a guest on The View. What’s a Joy Behar?

Saturday
Dear Diary,
I went to a Purim party in NYC and glass from the atrium rained down. Luckily, my poof protected me.

Tuesday
Dear Diary,
George Lopez asked us to reenact Inglourious Basterds. I was like, ”I’m not a bastard. I’m a bastardette.”

Wednesday
Dear Diary,
I can’t wait to speek to all the stewdents at James Madison Youniversity!

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