Mandi Bierly
March 09, 2010 AT 08:00 PM EST

Tonight, TLC takes us inside Yellville, Arkansas’ Miss Drumsticks Pageant. Women wear one-piece swimsuits and hold cardboard cutouts of a turkey in front of their upper bodies so they’re judged solely on their legs. If the preview below is representative, I’m going with Contestant 7. It’s all about the bend.

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