Annie Barrett
March 22, 2010 AT 12:00 PM EDT

Image Credit: Bob D’Amico/ABCWelcome back, DANCMSTRs! I hope you followed my 10 simple steps to make a fluid transition from agonizing work day to dazzling ballroom night and are resting comfortably atop a bedazzled blue fleece blanket that gives the illusion that you are floating in the Sequin Sea. (That was step 11.)

As of now, the “prem-ee-ay” has begun. Brooke Burke is the cohost and she looks like a mirrorball trophy. Edyta is dressed for a winter lunch, Pam Anderson’s pink shift appears to be one of Kate Gosselin’s dress’ eight babies…oh, god, it’s all happening so fast! Leave your comments about the two-hour premiere here, then return in the morning for my episode recap. (UPDATE: Annie Barrett’s Dancing With the Stars season 10 premiere recap is Liiiiiiiiiive!)

Annie on Twitter: @EWAnnieBarrett

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