Annie Barrett
March 31, 2010 AT 06:01 PM EDT

Wow. ABC is wisely milking Kate Gosselin’s tabloid infamy for all it’s worth, plus a heap of mismatching rhinestones. According to E! Online, Kate and her professional partner, St. Tony Dovolani, will create a routine inspired by Kate’s marriage to Jon Gosselin for week 3 of Dancing With the Stars. Look at her. She’s thrilled. I’m sure DANCMSTR (head judge Len Goodman) will appreciate the “light and shade” of Jon and Kate’s tumultuous marriage personified.

Tony’s on his own for the choreography (Free Tony!), but I strongly recommend that he invest in some seafoam-colored contacts to truly achieve the essence of Jon. Are any of you more likely tune into this s—show on Monday?

More ‘Dancing With the Stars’:

Kate Gosselin on her ‘fight’ with Tony Dovoloni: ‘That was fear-driven’

Results show recap: There’s No Voting Against People

Week 2 performance show recap: Trust In Your Pro!

Shannen Doherty on her ‘DWTS’ experience: ‘Really scary’

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