Annie Barrett
April 01, 2010 AT 03:52 PM EDT

Jimmy, no one on Dancing With the Stars has ever worn a “red unitard.” Leotards and tights inspired by “Single Ladies,” yes. A sequined puce vest with the sole purpose of lifting/separating Gilles Marini’s bubble-butt cheeks in violet trousers, sure. Lingerie? Of course. But a red unitard? You should know better. You have been disqualified on a “testicality” because that ballroom dancing reality show has standards. After the jump, Fallon weighs the Pros and Cons of Being a DWTS Contestant. Could he hack it? Could you?

Remember to FREE TONY, y’all.

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