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Sound Bites: This week's best quotes

The funniest TV lines from the week of March 21

”You’re more of a fun vampire because you don’t suck blood. You just suck.” —Troy (Donald Glover), to Britta, on Community

”It’s the biggest catalog of the year. Think of the September issue of Vogue, but it’s more important to Pawnee, mainly because we don’t get Vogue here.” —Leslie (Amy Poehler), talking about Pawnee’s summer park catalog, on Parks and Recreation

”No, bees smell joy. That’s why they ruin picnics.” —Bobby (Brian Van Holt) on Cougar Town

”With all the things I’ve done in my life, I’m not going down on the fox-trot.”—Pamela Anderson, talking about doing the fox-trot on Dancing With the Stars, on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

”Listen to this: A girl in New York whose parents were on Wife Swap is suing the show for $100 million for making her look like a spoiled brat. Note to the girl: Guess what else makes you look like a spoiled brat — being [a teen] and suing for a hundred million dollars.” —Jimmy Fallon on Late Night