Annie Barrett
April 13, 2010 AT 08:27 PM EDT

Since you were obviously wondering whether Hugh Hefner would like to see Kate Gosselin do a Playboy spread, E!’s Marc Malkin has the official word. “No! No!” says Hef. “I don’t think she’s a celebrity,” he added, citing his former rabbit-eared concubine Kendra Wilkinson-Baskett as a better example of a celebrity. To be fair, we’ll probably see Kate nude as soon as she performs another fast-paced Latin routine on Dancing With the Stars. (Or is she a never-nude?)

The results of yesterday’s PopWatch poll, “Kate Gosselin’s tenure on ‘Dancing With the Stars’ has been…” are in: Horrifying 73%, Hypnotic 3%, Horrifying But Hypnotic 24%. That last figure is a huge coup for Kate! In other Planet Mirrorballus news…

  • Kate Gosselin says getting half-baked praise from the judges feels “amazing.” [People]
  • Nicole Scherzinger’s forehead jewels for last night’s rumba came from Princess Sparkle (house band singer Carmen Carter)’s own line of headpieces, Crystals By Carmen (!!!)
  • The government “doesn’t really care that Pamela Anderson scored a 47 on last night’s Dancing With the Stars. She still needs to pay her taxes.” Welcome back, Pam, to a world in which people care that you owe nearly half a million in taxes. [E!]

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