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'True Blood' porn parody: A little less conversation, a little more action

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True-Blood-porn-parodyThe blogosphere is alive with the sound of a porn star not quite nailing Stephen Moyer’s throaty “Sookie.” The trailer for New Sensations’ Tru: A XXX Parody is making the rounds. Watch it after the jump (no nudity or sex, but some NSFW language). Things we learn:

• Porn trailers will name-drop for credibility as well: This is from “the studio that brought you The Sex-Files - A Dark XXX Parody.”

• The character you assume is Sam, because he’s behind the bar with Tara, is actually Jason. He appears to be the only one attempting an accent, so, good for him for trying!

• Not all vampires are sexy. That was the best they could do for Bill and Eric? (Do we think Eric’s wig looks horrendous on purpose? I want to say yes, but it’s not quite as obvious as Larry’s hair in Hustler’s This Ain’t Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX. Note: That trailer is much less SFW.)

• I can’t name the actor playing Sam, but I do recognize his face. Wait. What? Who wrote that?

Originally posted April 15 2010 — 2:23 PM EDT

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