Designers get their inspiration from funny places. Street corners, trash — and Jersey Shore. (Are the last two synonymous?) Steve Madden seems to be the latest to drink Snooki’s Cuervo-laced kool-aid: The designer is offering a shoe named “Snookie.” (The “e” makes it classier.) The glittery five-and-a-half-inch heels are perfect for the pint-sized Snooks, since she’s likely attracted to shiny objects. And since the shoes boast a one-inch platform, they can be handy in case of a bar fight. F—ing hippos hate glitter, I hear.