Tell me which sentence (fragment) is the worst of the three in that headline.
I know! It’s difficult!
Master of abbreviation John McCain totally @’ed Jersey Shore wax statue Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi on Wednesday afternoon. As you may know, Snooki has taken time out from her janitorial work at a chocolate factory to complain about President Obama’s 10 percent tax on tanning beds. If you didn’t know that…I’m sorry. For everything.
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