Annie Barrett
June 17, 2010 AT 05:49 PM EDT

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Christian Slater, Gary Oldman and Dane Cook will star in a stylized crime thriller from writer-director Michael Winnick. The three will be involved in a chase for a priceless American Indian artifact stolen during a poker game at an Indian casino, and the motley crew of tertiary characters will include “Elvis impersonators, Indians, modern cowboys, a 6-foot-tall blond assassin, a frat boy, a corrupt sheriff and a prostitute.” I’d like to officially nominate myself to play the “6-foot-tall blonde assassin. Or at least the prostitute. Guns, Girls & Gambling is my life motto, too. Come on. [Heat Vision]

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