What the hell, Posh Spice?
Someone needs to have aspirational short hair for all of us out there who would look ridiculous with short hair. I thought it would be you, forever. But now there are pelts on your shoulders. People used to look like you. Now you look like everyone. You are supposed to inspire Kate Gosselin, not follow her lead. Do something. Fix it! Think of the herds of teenagers, who also already look like this. Think of your shoulders. Can they withstand the weight?
Please just think about everything.
I am SO SICK of the fake hair, people.
Annie on Twitter: @EWAnnieBarrett