she is obsessed with Warren Demontague, the D-list actor and fabricated American who stars in his own MTV reality show, Warren the Ape (Mondays, 10:30 p.m.), which follows his road to recovery under the guidance of Dr. Drew Pinsky. She said she even has an autographed 8x10 of Warren hanging in her kitchen. Contacted by EW and asked what he’d signed the headshot, Warren admits, “Don’t tell Dr. Drew Pinsky, but I was a little loaded the night I signed it. I believe it was most likely a ribald sketch, a drink recipe, and my phone number. To my knowledge she never called, so I hope she enjoyed the bananatini.” He also added, “Most celebrities want nothing to do with me since my career tanked. I swear, even O.J. Simpson says I’m bad for his image. But if my show can reach just one attractive person in this crazy industry, then perhaps there’s hope. And maybe this washed up Ape is finally ready for his spin cycle.”Last week, Jennifer Aniston revealed that
Aniston has said she’s already brainstorming ways for her to pop up on his show. What would Warren like to do with her? “Other than the entire Kama Sutra?,” he tells EW. “Honestly, I would want to do nothing to betray the integrity of my show, which is 100 percent reality. We’d start by just having a light lunch while the cameras were on, and see where things naturally led. But I suppose if it helped ratings we could also try playing a former astronaut and mystery writer who pose as Top Chefs to solve supernatural crimes for America’s culinary elite. You know, so long as it felt real.”
In PopWatch’s great tradition of interviewing our favorite D-list reality stars (see Q&As with: Scott Baio, Christopher Atkins, and Adrian Zmed), we’ve arranged for Warren the Ape to answer your questions. Submit them by noon ET Wednesday, and come back next Monday for his answers. Below, watch a clip from tonight’s new Warren the Ape, which finds him not working through his anger issues with Mick ‘Mankind’ Foley after they meet in a fast food restaurant, bond in a strip club, and decide to play miniature golf.