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The inevitable 'Avatar' porn lacks zingy name

You know the rules: If you can imagine it, there’s porn of it. I’m just surprised this one took so long – but I guess if James Cameron can take a decade to make it, Hustler can take a few months. Anyway, here it is, a safe-for-work trailer for the Avatar porn. You did this to yourselves, nerds:

The big disappointment here is the title. This Ain’t Avatar? Come on! Assatar, per 30 Rock’s suggestion, is such a gimme. Blue Job? Panwhora? These are missed opportunities. [via]

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