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Soundbites

The funniest TV lines from the week of Sept. 20, 2010

”I’m not really necessary. The last time I said that, I was in a three-way with two of the Backstreet Boys.”—Jenna (Jane Krakowski) on 30 Rock

”You’ve been back practically this whole time? What, did you lose the ability to send a freakin’ text message?” —Dean (Jensen Ackles), to Sam (Jared Padalecki), on Supernatural

”The girl was homeschooled, okay? Her parents raised her like veal.” —Marti (Aly Michalka), about Savannah (Ashley Tisdale), on Hellcats

”Absolutely fearless! She just kept wearing those parachute pants, lesbian rumors be damned!” —Renee Perry (Vanessa Williams), about Lynette (Felicity Huffman) during college, on Desperate Housewives

”The parade was awesome, though. Angela Lansbury was the grand marshal. Good times, she wrote.” —Phil (Ty Burrell), about attending a Rose Bowl game, on Modern Family

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