I know what you’re thinking: Couldn’t that headline describe EVERY episode of The Bachelor? Yes, probably. But in tonight’s case it refers to the epic (and/or epically stupid) battle between two unhinged young-but-old-enough-to-know-better “ladies” that all but hijacked tonight’s group date and cocktail party. The good news from tonight’s episode: Bad behavior makes for good TV! The not-so-good news: Team Bachelor still thinks Pretty Woman is an acceptable dream-date archetype. File under: Things that make me sad. Stay tuned for my full recap later tonight (UPDATE: Click over to read Kristen’s Bachelor episode 2 recap now, and don’t miss Chris Harrison’s exclusive Bachelor blog on PopWatch), but in the meantime, rose-lovers, I must know: How did you feel about tonight’s battle for bachelorette supremacy? Are you pleased with who went home? Will you be donating blood this month?