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'Two and a Half Men': Art reflects Charlie Sheen's life

Excuse me. “Art.” Now that Charlie Sheen is being home-rehabbed, it’s time to check in with CBS’ Two and a Half Men. It’s the same as it ever was, but now that America’s favorite ladies man is halting production indefinitely, the self-aware jabs at Sheen’s real life seem extra poignant. Here’s 10 of ‘em from last night’s episode – and after the break, a bonus money shot entitled “The Least Accurate Depiction of the Charlie Sheen Financial Situation.” It’s so funny!

“Didn’t you see me trying to hide?” – Charlie, barely attempting to disappear into sofa

“I’m excited, but with a skepticism born out of countless disappointments.” – Charlie

“I prefer to think of it as ‘Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak.’” (Also the name of the episode.) – Charlie

“You want this money or not?” – Charlie

“Mr. Harper, can’t the service send over another girl?” – Gordon

“Thanks, but it’s really not as fun as it looks. I’M KIDDING. CHEERS! TO ME.” – Charlie’s response to Gordon saying “God, I love your life.”

“Hey, Charlie, when did you become a bitch?” – Berta

“Hold on, I think I have more stashed.” – Charlie, about to search for more cash in his underwear drawer

“He’s got the beach house and I’m delivering pizza. Unbelievable!” – Gordon

“I’m thinking someone owes me an apology!” – Herb

THE LEAST ACCURATE DEPICTION OF THE CHARLIE SHEEN FINANCIAL SITUATION

But not really, because they’re all rich anyway.

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