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Sound Bites: April 15, 2011

Best lines from Eddie Murphy, Stephen Colbert, and more from the Comedy Awards

Special COMEDY AWARDS Edition

”It’s like being Student of the Month, and your mom is the teacher.”
— Matt Stone, on Comedy Central giving a Best Animated Series award to South Park

”Before we go on, I’d like to thank my agent, my publicist, and my wife. I love you all equally.”
— Stephen Colbert

”Lately I’ve had some free time.”
— Jon Cryer, jesting that he’s made a rap album while on hiatus

”I love this man, and I recently found out he’s my biological father.”
— Tracy Morgan, introducing Eddie Murphy

”This is the kind of thing you give an old guy.”