VH1 – creator of “celebrity”-reality shows that the world watches but didn’t ask for – has a new project in the works. Famous Food, premiering in the fall, will give Heidi Montag, Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Danielle Staub, Bachelor doucheboat Jake Pavelka, “singer” Ashley Dupré, and The Sopranos’ Vincent Pastore, and two rappers from Three 6 Mafia a chance to launch a restaurant. With their collective skills – and hopefully a bucket of Clorox – the 10-episode series will see if they have what it takes to launch a restaurant aptly named Famous Food. After the restaurant’s opening, two experts will decide who is most deserving of a partnership stake.
The only thing I see missing here? Gordon Ramsay.
Because I would give any amount of money to hear him call Montag a “[bleeping] doughnut” or tell Staub she has the palate of a cow’s back side. A girl can dream.
But seriously, PopWatchers, how gross is the idea of this bunch being near your food? (I only recently brought myself to eat something out of one of New York’s famous food trucks.) Would you eat here?