Not wanting to draw attention to themselves, Donald Trump and Sarah Palin stepped out for a slice of pizza together in New York’s Times Square yesterday.
A myriad of questions arise from news of this meeting. (What did they talk about? Why does New Yorker Donald Trump use a fork and knife while eating pizza? And will their lunchtime union ultimately cause more apocalyptic weather?) But the single most baffling aspect of this lunch date (eeeww) — to NYC locals, anyway — seems to be what prompted the pair to grab a slice a Famiglia, the city’s answer to so-so pizza. My guess? Sbarro was full.