EW Staff
June 17, 2011 AT 04:00 AM EDT

”How much longer can we keep doing this? It’s like, the same s— just happens over and over — then in a week it all just resets until it happens again. Every week it’s kind of the same story in a different way, but it just keeps getting more and more ridiculous.”
—Stan’s mom, Sharon, talking about her marriage, but also commenting on the state of the show, on South Park

”First of all, Christina Aguilera wants to do it with you.”
—Adam Levine, to contestant Patrick Thomas, on The Voice

”Yesterday I saw a big bottle of olive oil next to a little bottle of olive oil, and I just burst into tears. It’s like a mama and baby olive oil.”
—Annie (Becki Newton), on her emotional state during pregnancy, on Love Bites

”Think of it as a Kardashian. What it lacks in refinement it makes up for in cargo space.”
—Mozzie (Willie Garson), talking about a plane, on White Collar

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