Mandi Bierly
June 29, 2011 AT 05:49 PM EDT

Tonight on the ever-infuriating, ever-addictive Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC, 10 p.m. ET), we follow 8-year-old Alaska as she competes against her 5-year-old brother Braxton (pictured) in Indianapolis’ Circle City Stars and Cars pageant. Watch an exclusive clip below.

A few choice quotes:

• “You’re not a stripper, but shake your butt a little bit.” — their mother to Alaska

• “Now, why would you even say that?” — Alaska to their mother

• “I’m Alaska. My biggest supporter would be, um, I don’t really have one.”

• “I am Braxton, and my sister doesn’t do as good as me.”

• “My son Braxton rocks every pageant he goes to. The only [way] that I could see Braxton not winning this pageant is if he fell over dead.”

• “We’ll see how [Alaska] does. And hopefully, she accepts defeat or, you know, failure, with a smile on her face.”

Read more:

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