First of all, you ignorant cow, it’s “Jake and me,” not “Jake and I.” Second of all, shut up. Okay, with that out of the way, rose lovers, let us discuss tonight’s roller-coaster episode of Bachelor Pad. (SPOILER ALERT if you haven’t seen it.) That was one fantastically humiliating challenge, was it not? And what a romantic ending! And I’m not even being facetious (much)! Stay tuned for my full TV recap later tonight (UPDATE: Kristen’s Bachelor Pad episode 2 recap is now live), but in the meantime, what did you think of episode 2? Did your heart break for Mike Stagliano? Do you think Kasey and Vienna are going to dominate themselves right out of the game? And if Erica is “fat,” what does that make me? (Don’t answer that.) Let’s talk Bachelor Pad!
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