Zoë Saldana is a catsuited avenging angel out to execute the members of the Colombian crime syndicate that murdered her parents, lithely pouring herself through ductwork and elevator shafts to deliver a few well-placed bullets. Colombiana is silly fun at first, but as her break-ins and escapes grow absurdly complex — and her motivations increasingly muddy — it turns into the same silly stuff we’ve seen before, a dish of revenge served not so much cold as reheated. C
SLICK ASSASIN Zoë Saldana is a stone-cold killer in Colombiana (Magali Bragard)
Genre: PG-13, Action/Adventure, Drama; Starring: Zoe Saldana, Callum Blue, Michael Vartan; Director: Olivier Megaton; Author: Luc Besson, Robert Mark Kamen; Release Date Wide: 08/26/2011; Runtime (in minutes): 108
Posted September 8 2011 — 12:00 AM EDT
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