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Shark Night 3D

Shark Night 3DA bunch of zero-body-fat co-eds are chum for a shark-infested lake in this uninventive attempt at a B-movie screamer. If you've ever watched a big scary...Shark Night 3DPG-13, Horror, ThrillerA bunch of zero-body-fat co-eds are chum for a shark-infested lake in this uninventive attempt at a B-movie screamer. If you've ever watched a big scary...2011-09-12Relativity Media, Rogue Pictures
Shark Night 3D | Christine Quinn drowning in Shark Night 3D

Christine Quinn drowning in Shark Night 3D (Steve Dietl)

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Shark Night 3D

Genre: PG-13, Horror, Thriller; Starring: Chris Carmack, Dustin Milligan, Sara Paxton; Director: David R. Ellis; Release Date Wide: 09/02/2011; Status: In Season; Distributor: Relativity Media, Rogue Pictures

A bunch of zero-body-fat co-eds are chum for a shark-infested lake in this uninventive attempt at a B-movie screamer. If you’ve ever watched a big scary thing attack a scantily clad thing (the fundamental pleasure of schlock cinema), there won’t be any thrills left in the well-worn tricks that director David R. Ellis (Snakes on a Plane) pulls out here — especially since a PG-13 rating keeps things strictly TV-safe. Instead, Shark Night 3D is a ho-hum series of kills and lulls so predictable that it doesn’t even look like much fun for the sharks; when they open wide, they might as well be yawning. D

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