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'Dancing With the Stars': Your Hidden Gems of the season 13 premiere!

Studies have shown that Hidden Gems of the Week, EW.com’s collection of reader-submitted ridiculata, is the best way to enjoy Dancing With the Stars without ever having to turn it on. It’s a visual feast of sparkles, fringe, and stunning awkwardness. Ready to go down the rabbit hole? Behold this bountiful smattering of Visible Gems!

MOST VALUABLE GEM (MVG) OF THE WEEK: ‘BAT IN THE CAVE’ EDITION
“Nancy’s daughter is digging for some hidden gems of her own: Bruno asked how (“how”, not “where”) her twins were doing and Nancy pointed to her kids in the audience, where her daughter was pretty intent on picking her little nose.” –Cindy, endorsed by Kelly, etm, socialandrea, Neko, kt, Jem Ho, Amy in Pittsburgh, april, PastorGuy, KristieD, Duckiez, Jenn67, brad, sarajaylafauci, Mccliza, Hiddle, monkey_girl03, glenn, KarenNJ, RedRobin, Presto, The Other Annie B, Anthony, F, AL

“Even Metta World Peace’s bowtie had chain fringe! Just when I thought they couldn’t put fringe anywhere else, the DWTS designers surprise me!” –kt, endorsed by iggy
“David A. looking like a ventriloquist dummy behind Ron A while he was getting his scores” –LB, endorsed by azmouse

“Bruno looking SO bored after Rob & Cheryl’s scores. He needs a refresher course in the “turn it on for the camera!” forced enthusiasm.” –Jem Ho, endorsed by Leila, PIMB, Mccliza

“J.R. Martinez doing the snake behind Kristin and Mark.” –gigi

“Chynna had gems glued in her hair part, which gave her the appearance of sparkly dandruff. There are some places gems just shouldn’t be…” –kt, endorsed by Amy in Pittsburgh, socialandrea, LAG Award Winner, Jem Ho, Michele, Mrs. Bergeron

“David Arquette is wearing the tiniest earring in the world. Under a microscope, you’ll find it is actually a mini-mirrorball.” –socialandrea

“The eerie back-lighting combined with Kym’s drapey sleeves was vaguely reminiscent of the Jeepers Creepers monster.” –kellen

“Pee Wee Herman sitting next to Courtney and Coco.” –gigi, Presto, starsweeper, Anthony

“Bruce Jenner, peering around Tom as he was introducing J.R..” –Kevin M. Kawa, endorsed by Idolfan, Cinders,
“The guy sitting next to Bruce Jenner staring into the camera (and into our souls)” –theturkey

“Oh my stars, I really hope that Peta didn’t just roll her eyes at JR’s rainbow of words!” –socialandrea, endorsed by Kelly

“Did Brooke just steal Ricki’s high-five? He’s not yours anymore. Let go.” –Kelly, endorsed by Katja, JH, akh, MC, Kevin M. Kawa, akh

“Was Chaz’s “chat area” really a kitchen in the pre- dance segment?!?!” –Xorp

“The new celebraskyboxmazzaine that had a cute DWTS mirrorball trophy design at the top of the staircase. I liked how subtle it was!” –Anthony, endorsed by socialandrea

Thank you, DANCMSTRs one and all, for a fabulous heap of gems!

XOXO,
Fringe Fairy

Annie on Twitter

More on ‘Dancing With the Stars’:
‘DWTS’: Your Hidden Gems of the Week!
Gem alert: Fringe Fairy liiiive in the ballroom!
All of Annie’s ‘DWTS’ episode recaps

Originally posted September 20 2011 — 6:07 PM EDT

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