Darren Franich
October 07, 2011 AT 08:44 PM EDT

The Human Centipede Part 2 opens today in the most godless parts of these United States. The first Centipede inspired both a musical and an episode of South Park, and EW’s Owen Gleiberman wrote has already said that the stapler-happy sequel “could be the sickest B movie ever made.” On the newest episode of The No Doctor Cop Lawyer Show, Keith Staskiewicz and I are joined by EW’s Clark Collis, the local Centipede Wrangler. Watch, and learn! (Warning: Some/all of this video may be inappropriate for any viewing environment.)

PopWatchers, will anyone out there be seeing The Human Centipede 2? More to the point, would anyone pay to see Making Candy From a Baby?

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