Keith Staskiewicz
October 13, 2011 AT 03:38 PM EDT

It’s been 12 years since this country’s national dessert was ruthlessly violated in American Pie, and the franchise’s characters are no longer young and horny. They’re slightly older and horny. The fourth theatrical film, American Reunion, hits theaters in April, and based on the new red-band teaser, it will feature the same lovable cast, but with all new awkward masturbatory intrusions. Apparently, Jason Biggs and Alyson Hannigan have a kid now. Unfortunately, the producers didn’t give him the hereditary Eugene Levy eyebrows, but I guess I can live with that. Watch below:

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