Lanford Beard
October 19, 2011 AT 04:40 PM EDT

We at EW scoured the TV line-up last night to find the best quotable lines from your favorite shows. Did our pick emerge from the lips of A.) One of the schemers from Ringer? B.) A Dancing With the Stars contestant? Or was it C.) The most unexpected admission of error (read: humanity) from the most confident (read: arrogant) man on TV, The X Factor‘s Simon Cowell? (Hint: Always choose C!) Read on…

Mark this occasion, viewers. The chance to hear those words escape Cowell’s lips may never recur in our lifetimes. Nor will the chance to compare him to Gob Bluth… Want more? You can read the full X Factor recap here.

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