Lanford Beard
October 20, 2011 AT 03:20 PM EDT

We at EW scoured the TV line-up last night to find the best quotable lines from your favorite shows. You can safely assume it wasn’t the looming rubber man on American Horror Story, but what about the cut-ups at Modern Family and Happy Endings? Perhaps a plotting castaway from Survivor or one of the Machiavellian Hamptonsistas on Revenge… See our pick below!

Want more? Read our Revenge recap here.

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