EW Staff
October 28, 2011 AT 12:00 PM EDT

”Wearing the vagina-squad scrubs in public?…We have standards, Meredith.”

—Cristina (Sandra Oh), to Meredith (Ellen Pompeo), who was doing an ob-gyn rotation, on Grey’s Anatomy

”Come on, Buffy.”

—Damon (Ian Somerhalder), to Elena (Nina Dobrev), after he finds her prepping to defend herself against vampires out to get her, on The Vampire Diaries

”I don’t have a boyfriend. I don’t have, like, even kind of a boyfriend. I don’t have someone that I’m texting that’s a guy that might someday be my boyfriend. There’s, like, nothing going on right now.”

—Taylor Swift on The Ellen DeGeneres Show

”I’m sorry, I like to call celebrities by the names they prefer: Bobby De Niro, Sandy Bullock, Eddie Jimmy Olmos.”

—Max (Adam Pally), defending the reasoning behind his calling Martin Scorsese ”Marty,” on Happy Endings

”I had my hands full. Perhaps you can tell me where your hands have been.”

—Victoria Grayson (Madeleine Stowe), to her husband, on Revenge

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