Six more hours until the beautiful beef jerky runway show begins! (10 p.m. ET on CBS.) Check back after the show airs on the west coast, when I’ll have updated this post with my Top 6 (or more) Reflections. They’re gonna be deep!
Why I’m excited for the VS Fashion Show
6. Glitter train wreck
5. Celebs in the audience wearing sunglasses — are you serious?
4. Plebes in the audience with no sunglasses and glassy expressions and maybe one side of their mouth hanging open.
3. Someone could fall?
2. JEWELED BOOBS
1. Hearing the models’ lovely different accents during all the glamorous “How did she become a monarch butterfly who hooks in Santa’s workshop?” segments — I love when someone’s like “I’ve only eaten liquid food for 15 days and I’m currently depriving myself of water” and I’m like ooooooh she sounds smart.
Ask Annie what it’s like to be such a fat, ugly, jealous loser in the video player below. To see her answers to previous questions, click on the text links below the picture.